Music written, performed and recorded by John Henry Sheridan.

Lyrics

Vampire vacancy.
Vampire vacancy.

VERSE 1
All on the streets of Transylvania,
Something is missing, plain for all to see.
Look in the papers under the classifieds.
There you will see a vampire - vampire vacancy.

Vampire vacancy.
Vampire vacancy.

VERSE 2
If you're the type who likes the night time,
If drinking red stuff is your kind of thing,
Maybe you are the right pale guy for the job.
You can fulfill the vampire - vampire vacancy.