Music by John Henry Sheridan

Lyrics

He’s unique,
he is weird
But not really
to be feared
Bowtie un-
der his chin
Do eels even
have a chin?

When he sees
things a mess
Immediately
he’ll stress
He’ll take out
his vacuum
Run it all o-
ver the room

He collects
baseball cards,
Bottle caps,
and toy swords
How would you,
would you feel
If you met
Eccentric Eel?